The idea came to Stede at the pharmacy.
It wasn’t as though it was a particularly sexy environment, or even a place he would normally think about sex. In fact, what was on his mind at the time was the late night he and Edward would have to pull to complete their project on time, and how much he wished they could spend the time at home cuddling instead. He happened to walk through the family planning aisle on the way to pick up his medication on his lunch break, and that was when it occurred to him.
Odds were good that after 7pm or so, he and Edward would be the only ones in the office. And with the simple purchase of some of the items so helpfully on display, maybe he and Edward could have something of a romantic evening after all.
Before he could second-guess himself, he grabbed a bottle of lube and a box of condoms and brought them with him to the register.
The plastic bag containing his purchases remained carefully tucked away under his desk for another grueling six hours as he plugged away at spreadsheets. But every once in a while, his foot would bump against the bag and he would remember his plan, a thrill of excitement running through him at the thought.
The opportune moment came around 7:30. They had just wrapped up their project, fucking finally, and Edward was standing in his doorway.
“You ready to go, love?”
“Is anyone else out there?” Stede said, gesturing out toward the rest of the office with his chin.
“Nope,” Ed replied. “Just us two workaholics left.”
Stede let a hint of command creep into his voice when he said “Shut the door behind you, then. And lock it.”
Ed looked appropriately intrigued as he followed orders. “What are you planning?” he asked, a twinkle in his eye as he turned around.
“I stopped by the pharmacy this afternoon,” Stede said. “And I made a few purchases.” He pulled the bag out from under the desk and laid out the contents on his desk.
Ed whistled, low and quiet. “Does this mean what I think it means, Stede Bonnet?”
“It means that, with your permission, of course, I’d like to fuck you over my desk.”
Ed’s eyes widened at the words. “Um yes,” he said, the words tumbling out of him, “yes, please.”
“That’s my good boy,” Stede said with a smile. “Come here.” Stede stood, and when Edward had crossed the room to him, he spun them around so Ed’s thighs were pressed against the back of the desk, and he kissed him. Ed groaned into his mouth, and it wasn’t long before the kiss deepened, turning hot and needy and urgent, Stede’s tongue finding its way into Ed’s open, willing mouth. Stede let his hands wander down from Ed’s waist until he’s got two handfuls of Ed’s ass, squeezing and kneading the flesh under his fingertips. Ed clung to him like his life depended on it, one hand on Stede’s neck and the other on his hip. Stede dropped his head down until he was pressing open-mouthed kisses against Ed’s neck.
“Oh, fuck, Stede,” Ed murmured. “Fuck, I’m hard just from this.”
“Are you now?” Stede murmured against his skin, and he brought one hand to the front of Ed’s pants to cup him where he was, in fact, hard under Stede’s palm. Stede squeezed gently and Ed whimpered.
“Are you going to be a good little slut for me, Edward?” Stede whispered into his ear, and Ed whimpered again.
“Yes, sir,” he said, sounding breathless, and Stede chuckled.
“So desperate for me already, darling. You’d do anything I asked you to right now, wouldn’t you?”
Ed nodded, his eyes wide and vulnerable.
“Hm. I think I’d like to fuck you in that suit,” Stede said. “Get it nice and rumpled, make a mess of all those clean lines.” Stede used the hand that wasn’t on Ed’s cock to grab ahold of the knot on his tie. “How does that sound, precious?”
“Really fucking good, sir,” Ed answered.
“Good,” Stede said, and he undid Ed’s belt buckle and pants one-handed before releasing his tie to shove his pants and underwear down just low enough that his ass and cock were exposed. “So pretty for me,” Stede said, and he wrapped his hand around Edward’s cock, stroking him lazily. “My handsome Edward, ready to take whatever I give him.” He dips his fingers lower, brushing over Ed’s balls before tracing a delicate circle around his hole.
“Sir,” Ed breathed.
“Yes?”
“I want you inside me, sir. Please.”
“Very well. Turn around and bend over.”
Ed hastened to obey, and when he was bent over Stede’s desk, his ass presented like the most perfect gift imaginable, Stede squeezed each of his cheeks in turn.
“Such a gorgeous ass,” he said. “I can’t wait to ruin it.”
Edward whined, and Stede reached for the bottle of lube, slicking up his fingers before pressing one against Ed’s entrance. It felt filthy, fingering Ed in his office, over his desk, where he spent upwards of eight hours a day doing dull work tasks. Now, he was the furthest thing from bored, every nerve ending sparking with electricity as he slid his finger slowly into Ed, drawing a contented sigh from the other man.
Stede continued to work his finger into and out of Ed, slowly at first, teasingly, until Ed was thrusting back on his finger impatiently.
“All right, darling, all right,” Stede murmured. “You can have more.”
He worked a second finger into his lover, and Ed made the most beautiful sound when he brushed his fingertips against his prostate.
“Fuck yeah,” Ed said, and Stede responded by hitting that place inside him again, drawing another lovely moan from Ed’s throat.
Stede was really going at it, fingering Ed with everything he had, when the phone rang.
They both froze. It rang again, and then Stede was struck with an idea. He leaned over until his mouth was just next to Edward’s ear, and he spoke, low and steady.
“What do you think, Edward? Should I answer it? Tell them I can’t talk right now, I’ve got two fingers up my husband’s ass and I’m about to fuck him over my desk?”
Ed moaned, practically wailing with want as he thrust back onto Stede’s fingers.
“Please, sir, please, I need your cock, I need it now, please, give it to me, please.”
“So needy,” Stede said, contemplative. “But you have been awfully good for me, my slut, taking my fingers so well and following all my orders. I suppose I’ll give you what you want, then.”
Stede pulled his fingers out of Ed, who whined at the loss of contact. “Sh,” Stede said softly, “shh. I’ll give you what you need soon enough.”
Stede undid his own belt and pants, shoving them down with no particular grace. He heard Ed gasp when he unwrapped a condom, the noise a hint of what’s to come. Stede slicked up his cock with lube before pressing the head against Ed’s entrance.
“Tell me how much you want it, baby,” he instructed, and Ed was quick to comply.
“So much, sir, oh my God. I want this more than I’ve ever wanted anything, please, sir, give me your cock.”
Stede pressed in slowly, Ed letting out short, breathy moans as he plunged deeper and deeper inside his husband. Finally, he was all the way inside Ed, hips flush with his ass, and he gave him a moment to adjust.
“Please, sir,” Ed said after a quiet moment had passed. “Fuck me.”
Stede didn’t need telling twice. He slowly pulled back before slamming back into Ed, hard. Ed moaned “fuck yeah, just like that,” and Stede repeated the motion again and again, falling into a steady rhythm, the sound of flesh slapping against flesh the only noise in the mostly-deserted office.
Edward was hot and tight, familiar yet always enough to drive Stede absolutely wild. He dug his fingers into Ed’s ass, prompting another beautiful moan from the other man. He moved his hands to Ed’s hips, pulling him backwards with each thrust, making his pleasure even sweeter.
“You love getting fucked like this, don’t you?” Stede said as he continued to thrust into Ed over and over. “You love having my cock inside you, filling you up like the greedy little whore you are.”
“Yes,” Ed moaned, “yes.”
“I’m going to come inside your pretty ass,” Stede said, as he felt a wave of pleasure rising up in him. “Because you’re mine, aren’t you, Edward? All mine.”
“All yours,” Ed echoed, and a few thrusts later Stede was coming with a cry, hands tightening on Ed’s hips as he spilled over the edge.
He let himself breathe for a moment, coming back into himself as he softened inside of Ed. Then, after a few bliss-out moments, he pulled out, took off the condom, and tied it off before burying it at the bottom of his trash can.
“You ready to come now, precious?” he asked Ed, and Ed moaned.
“I’ll take that as a yes,” he answered with a smile. “Turn around, love, and I’ll suck you off.”
Ed moaned again when Stede dropped to his knees in front of him and took the head of Ed’s cock into his mouth. He started to suck, bobbing his head up and down on Ed’s thick, delicious cock. He slid two fingers inside him, fingering his ass while he worked his cock with his mouth, and it wasn’t long before Ed said, “Stede, baby, I’m going to come, fuck .”
Stede didn’t stop, kept sucking and thrusting until Ed was coming in his mouth, repeating Stede’s name over and over again like a prayer. Stede kept sucking him until Ed whined from overstimulation, and then he popped off and slid his fingers out slowly.
“Baby,” Ed sighed, awe in his voice.
“Good?”
“Incredible,” Ed said. “God, I never even thought about fucking in the office, and now it’s all I’m going to think about every time I come into this room. Fucking hell, Stede.”
“Pleasure doing business with you,” Stede answered with a wink, and Ed groaned.
“That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard.”
“You love it.”
“Yeah,” Ed said, kissing Stede’s forehead gently. “Yeah, I do.”